legend of the chiaruscuro

i did a bad thing


Collins said on 11th Jan 2007:
Hey Clayden. Wassup Dude?

Ted Maul said on 05th Sep 2006:
YEEESSSS. Great Site. Love the Comics

Henry Rollins said on 04th Aug 2006:
Hey Guys! Must say that I love this site. See you soon HENRY xx

Charles Windsor said on 04th Aug 2006:
Air Hair Lair Cheps Gosh, I must just quickly say that myself and Camilla are hugh fans of your work. We would be honoured if you would join us at Balmoral sometime for some jolly good capers and to shoot some grouse. R.S.V.P. Charlie & Cammie xx

Mr T said on 04th Aug 2006:
I ain't getting on no plane fool.

Gary Coleman said on 04th Aug 2006:
What you talkin' bout Willis?!

Collins said on 26th Jul 2006:
Put some new stuff up Clayden!!!

Collins said on 13th Mar 2006:
DIRTY PILLOWS!!!!!!!

Stoo said on 07th Mar 2006:
What in the Sam Hill are Norks?!?!?!?

Collins said on 23rd Feb 2006:
Does anyone know of a theme park called 'Jubblyworld' ?(I hear it's like Disneyworld but with norks!!!)

Collins said on 09th Feb 2006:
Claypole is bumlord and tunnels for man-caves for botty chocolate!!!!

Collins said on 09th Feb 2006:
MORE NORKS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark C Davies, 4th Earl of Histonshire said on 23rd Jan 2006:
A disgrace to the art world! What would my dear chums down at the Tate make of all of this? Disgusted I would say. Rest assured, I will be seeking legal advice on this matter. You young rotters with your pierced navals and loud music think that you can pass this off as art. I say, Poo to you sirs. My great, great, great, great, great grandfather Hubert would be turning in his grave if he could see this...it's nothing short of a national outrage! Send them to the tower I say!

hweif said on 15th Jan 2006:
have you seen this? http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html thought you would like it.. there are other themes too

Canities said on 26th Oct 2005:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, these are about as funny as u2 in real life! Was a blast last wednesday, hope we can do it again some time. Nick, in answer to oyr question, yes Rancors do have tails...... Peace, drink and eat. D

Stoo said on 26th Oct 2005:
Why you little... no wait. Was that a compliment??

Canities said on 26th Oct 2005:
ROFL, yes it was kinda, must say u look quite good in pink......well the cartoon anyway! D

Claypole of Chaos said on 12th Oct 2005:
Heh, not if I have anything to do with it.. Which I do ;)

Shirley said on 12th Oct 2005:
looking forward to see more strips. remember who i am?

missjade29 said on 11th Oct 2005:
I like the new strip... It took me a minute to get it but I like it!

Stoo said on 11th Oct 2005:
Glad you like it ;-) All will become clear (well maybe a little bit) in the next strip...

Darth_bane said on 27th Sep 2005:
nice website loved the wang jokes they were class

Darth Groznii said on 12th Sep 2005:
It could be the Jedi are mostly impotent. Hence they'd go nuts if they found one of their own was banging Senator Amidala like a cheap drum.

darthStoo said on 09th Sep 2005:
We should maybe have a vote or poll or something to see whether Uber Wang Kenobi or Ald Wang Kenobi has the mightiest, pulsating "lightsabre".

missjade29 said on 08th Sep 2005:
I'm thinking Ewan as he is known to be rather blessed.... I've seen his in Velvet Goldmine and it is quite large. Haven't seen Alecs... not sure if I'd want to if he was the age he was in the Star Wars films... I think it would be wrinkled and nasty!

missjade29 said on 06th Sep 2005:
Really liking it guys... oh and young obiwan (aka Ewan Mcgregor) has a huge wang (just watch Velvet Goldmine) which he likes to get out in filns and public places... hehehe

niun said on 06th Sep 2005:
Well that's a topic starter if ever I heard one. Who had the biggest Wang?? Ewen or Alec??
Discuss

Darth Groznii said on 02nd Sep 2005:
Well done on the comic strips. And Nick, your perverse attraction to office furniture is likely due to a Jedi Mind Trick from Lucust. The fact he didn't have you attracted to something more fatal such as a vacuum cleaner or food processor just shows the man's limitations.

The Doc said on 13th Aug 2005:
Careful now,cunty one!With that kinda crazy talk,you'll end up being hacked by the FBI/CIA/NSA and all the other moronic FUCKWIT organisations that hail from that piss-poor excuse of a country Now,I don't want to sound contraversial...