legend of the chiaruscuro

i did a bad thing

Nick
nick at ididabadthing dot com

People ask dangerous questions. Questions like, "Ok, where did my sausage go" and "errr can anyone pop out and get me some toilet role real quick? Anyone? Anyone home???". Nobody likes being lied to and when you tell a huge WHOPPER, you'd better make damn sure you can keep fooling the billions of people you told it to.
WMD! WHERE??
I guess we'll never know but that doesn't mean ya'll can stop asking that and other really important questions. It's kinda how we progress. The bigger question is Why are the liars still telling HUGE FIBS??